genzai:

I wonder if those “tumblr famous” alternative people with bindis and round glasses actually leave the house like that or if they only dress up for tumblr and look like their grandma when they do the grocery shopping.

(via yvinosiop)

at work, I was setting a table up for a reservation. Whilst doing so, I over heard a table of old ladies (ages ranging from 65-75). The convo went like this…

Lady 1: “Omg, I remember when she deep throated him!”
Lady 2: “haha yea, back in the 60’s I would always flash my nipples!”
Lady 1: “You were whorier than me!”